Nancy & Muffin - Outlaw Online

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Check out our new website and you'll see a whole lot more of Krissy!

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http://www.nancyandmuffin.com

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http://twitter.com/nancyandmuffin

A Real Pain In The...

Here are some photos of Officer Von Pain - the cop who arrested us for flashing our boobies at truck drivers out on the freeway. In these photos, she’s arresting a friend of ours at a bar here in Mesquite, Nevada ..

Officer Von Pain looks like she’s having way too much fun slapping on those handcuffs - what a bitch!

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JUST ASK BUTTERCUP...Q: "Buttercup, it seems like my toilet is always overflowing - what should I do?" ....A: "Always double flush if your doo-doo is more than a foot long."

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Q. My farts smell really bad - what should I do?

A. Stick a can of Glade air freshener up your ass.

Nancy & Muffin are like the Wayne & Garth of Twin Tweeting

Lindsay looks so cute in her hot new jail outfit!

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.. In case you guys and gals have been wondering why we haven't been online lately, we got in a little bit of trouble with Officer Von Pain. You see, we were up on a highway overpass on I-15 flashing our big titties at truck drivers, and one old boy got so excited that he lost control of his big rig on the ice and crashed. He was o.k and everything, but the entire contents of the trailer were disgorged on the freeway, and when they opened up the door to the cab, he was hanging upside down by his seatbelt and he still had his dingus in his hand. Cops charged us with lewd conduct and public nudity, and we both got 60 days in the County Jail seeing as our records are not exactly unblemished... Well hell, we're back out here at the ranch giving our big boobs a rest, cuz God knows they need 'em!

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Orientation: Bi
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes

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